babestorm asked: HOLY FUCKING KITTY
I KNOW RIGHT? He’s just freaking fantastic
This is my cat Spock.
you could try to burn my house down
and smoke me out.
you could try haunting my home but there’s no vacancy
so put up your filthy fucking thumb and hope the next guy
is as gracious as i am.
you give me nostalgic nausea.
i kill trees in order to speak, so open wide and crumple these words into your ears. and if you think i should have kept my head shut, i’ll eat them for you.
my speech coated a toxic placebo for living. i found a soothing idea in shaving years like minutes (or miles).
when i sleep my sheets aren’t comforting; they’re empty and full of blue lines that i hadn’t filled in the day passed.
"Born of Birds and Bees"
i love you dearly.